#THE TABLE IS OPEN

[hannie-dul-set]

hey heyyy!! just read home for the bitchless was vv amusing did enjoy !

silly question how u rank them from most to least bitchless

personally:

1. lhs

2. csb

3. cbg

4. psh

5. jay

6. jake bc hes just there to be rich and happy

help me this question is brilliant okay okay hold on i need to open my brain muscles for this HHAHAHAHAHAHAH

heeseung & soobin - one is biologically incapable of having bitches and one is an otaku. inherently bitchless and bitchless by choice.

sunghoon - embodiment of cannot talk to women.

beomgyu - not bitchless in theory bcs he's an eboy streamer. bitchless in practice because have you fucking seen him.

jake - he vibes.

jay - gets bitches. can't keep bitches. more info in the next chapter.

[darby-rowe]

***sigh*** thinking thoughts about somno.

i fucking love somno. i dont talk about it enough on here. lets discuss…

[legendary-lunatic]

‘Do Not Open’ is still one of my favorite episodes because of this absolute legend. He’s at the top of my list of badass people who survived encounters because they just ain’t with that shit.

An icon.

[thekingofspin]

[rlyehtaxidermist]

incidentally i would get the alchemists to respect me because I know how to synthesise mauveine. and they would absolutely not care that i am a quadruple scorpio who disrespects the great work and has stolen their secrets because oh three dicked elf jesus we will all be so fucking rich if the local equivalent of the byzantine aristocracy doesn't have us all executed for purple crimes

[fascinationstreetmp3]

There was an offhanded remark in your memoir about this dessert. I hope you don't mind. What does this taste like to you? Like almost all human food… Like paste, chalk, like soap.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 1.02

[xofemeraldstars]

9-1-1 -> 7x5 ❝ you don't know me ❞

[vampelenovela]

Investigative reporter Daniel Molloy curious about the upper limits of vampiric healing meet known masochist and body horror enjoyer Armand

[boxesblr]

replaying the clip of Cleo saying "etho doesn't take himself seriously at all, but he takes other people seriously. That's part of his charm" over and over again in my head. It's so clarifying to me

[dykesynthezoid]

Every so often in the Dubai scenes Armand will do a big breath/sigh thats probably supposed to be annoyed but that mostly makes him look like an 18th century maiden whose stays have been laced too tightly and her fichu has conveniently fallen off her shoulders just the right amount to highlight her dramatically heaving décolletage

[unknownlemoneater]

Fuck it,, I MADE A HOMICIPHER OC

Y’all meet Mr. Walls! And he is a therapist (because all you bitches are unhinged)!!! And here’s a little fun fact about him; The door to his room will conveniently appear near someone he thinks they may need to take some weight off their chest and/or need some advice (or wisdom because he’s a very old man)

While I was drawing this I noticed the color palette kinda don’t match the universe, and then I realize I really dgaf START THINKING OUTSIDE THE BACK LADIES!!!

[just-more-pr0mts]

Danny has a knife that if u slash the air it opens a portal to the ghost zone.

But in his exhausted state, he slashes the knife in the air while babbling on about how he wishes there were easier ways to deal with his rouges. Accidentally causing his magical knife to slashes open a portal to a different dimension.

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The justice league were at a loss... there was a small floating kid who fell through a portal on their main table, who was currently screaming something about furries?

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Danny: .....

JL: .......

Danny: is that....a furrie?

JL: .....

Danny: ....Sam was right

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

[nobleriver]

TWD: The Ones Who Live - Finale Opening Scene + Blurred/Faraway

Requested by Anonymous

[wolfythewitch]

Should I,,, apply for komiket,, hm,,,

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

I did @the-chains-cafe DTIYS!! I definitely recommend checking out Isa’s amazing AU :)

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